There's something about sporting serious hardware on our feet that makes us feel like femmes fatales from 40s-era film noir. In real life, we're slaving away on our laptops at the local Starbucks, clad in ratty jeans and roomy sweatshirts pilfered from ex-lovers, but in our heads we're plotting the demise of some poor innocent sap while looking totally fabulous the whole time.

CLEARANCE ITEM, FINAL SALE.

ITEM CANNOT BE RETURNED.